scab

i cut myself on a shelf today, and i thought, "hey, why doesn't it just keep bleeding and bleeding? and how did i cut myself on a shelf?" then i had a scab. i thought, "hey, i'm sort of like a lizard." but i couldn't grow back a hand or foot if i had severed one of those on a shelf. then, after i threw up, i thought, "wow, i'm drunk again."