cigarettes

all the time, when i'm in a good mood, i'll light a cigarette. and all the time, when i'm in a bad mood, i'll also light a cigarette. it's only when i'm in a sort of in-between mood that i'll slam a beer, fire-up a cigarette, and curse at the stars while standing nude in a parking lot, barking at the moon. this is when the police show up to investigate.