office meetings

if i worked in an office where they had board meetings around a big table, and the boss was flipping out going, "ok guys, see this pie chart? now look at this graph. things are getting hairy, people." i'd pull out a shaving razor, and hold it in the air. "need this?" i'd say. then the boss would take the razor, and shave away the companies problems. this is how you get promoted to janitorial duty.