ordering out

a few days ago, i was leafing through a one page menu for pizza delivery when i discovered an item that slowed my head down to a calm laughter. it was a $6 "hoagie," and it was completely made out of cheese. that's pretty much it. except if you ever find one in a menu, and you ask about it, they give you some coupons for spotting this april fool's joke of food. some decent ones, too. no, i'm just kidding, they pretty much ask you for your address and phone number, then deliver you a steaming, pile of cheese.