the bible was a blog

alright, this is too much bloggage for now. i don't want to clog anyone's bloggaries right now, but today i've went overboard with the blogging. i've blogged about as much as a squirrel "blogs" nuts in his "old bloggers." if i had a blog for everytime someone told me to blog the street with a saddle of handblogs, i'd have enough money to stompblog the ukraine with a paperblog full of bagbloggers. a blog walks into a bar and says, "you shot my blog." i busted up my blog real good. no worries, we'll get you a new blog. that's ok, 'cause today, i'ma gonna cut footloose. if you ever find yourself at a club cutting footloose, blog the speakers, and blog your arms. your arms may not seem important, but when cutting footloose, they are.