lessons i've learned

have you ever tried to hide in a hamper, because you felt hampered in life? i think i'll try that. no, i have tried that. don't do it. people laugh, then they throw dirty pelvis mittens, and foot sleeves on you. you think you're making a point, but you're not. you become the guy who lives in a square tube with butt stains all over. trust me. if you're thinking about it, stop. just stop, and abandon the idea.